Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids