Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick