Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a