Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything