Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues