Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."