Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon