What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.