What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."