What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.