What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)