What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

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What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.