What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.