What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

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What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."