What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!