Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.