Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Whats black, big, and smelly?

An unemployment line.(:

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.