Brown Jokes

What do you call a white black person?

Brown recluse.

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What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Old Stuff Jokes More Old Stuff Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.