Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.