Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.