Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side