Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?

Brown chicken brown cow )

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)