Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

Brown Chicken Brown Cow Jokes More Brown Chicken Brown Cow Jokes

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?

Brown chicken brown cow )

Bilingual Chicken Jokes More Bilingual Chicken Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".