Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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What are the two dirtiest farm animals?

Brown chicken brown cow!

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo