Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Brown Chicken Brown Cow Jokes More Brown Chicken Brown Cow Jokes

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Bilingual Chicken Jokes More Bilingual Chicken Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken