What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'