What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.