What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!