What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"