Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.