Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!