What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Pingu-Pong!

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De-calfinated!

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I've got some steak in it.

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She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!