What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.