What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!