What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.