What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!