What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.