What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.