What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)