What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

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What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.