What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)