Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.