Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert