Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.