Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.