Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.