Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !