Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer