Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...