What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.