What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.