What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Heman-giomas

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?