Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed