Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.