Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed