Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you