Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.