Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!