One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
A: A fish!
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
A lecture.
Riot gear.
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
