Non Jokes

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.