How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde