How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.