Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Crib Jokes More Crib Jokes

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.