Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Crib Jokes More Crib Jokes

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)