Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)