What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport