Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why can't you trust 8?

cause she's a two-timin' four.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.