Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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Well...

That’s a deep subject.

How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.