Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.