Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth