What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.