What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.