What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.