What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.