What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...