Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.