How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "