How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.