How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)