How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied