What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a kidney bean on my face.