What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!