What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!