What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!