One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
About two weeks.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
To stop getting wet !
He felt pain.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter
A centipede with athlete's foot !
Painless Porker.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
They'll both bite at anything!
