What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!