What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.