What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.