What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.