What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.