What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.