What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."