What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.