What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.