Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Purrgatory.
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
The punchline was too long
Because they rain supreme.
It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
