Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Because m'cavity.
Because they have nein lives.
Neckbeard
Dead people had lives.
It didn't make cents
Hahaharvard
Because they rain supreme.
A match made in Heaven.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
You're an eight.
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!