Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A sourpuss !
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Because he had already Reddit.
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Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
The Woof of Wall Street.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
Because the instructions were clear.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
You're an eight.
