What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts