What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!