What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)