Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.