Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.