Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ?

Bjork in the USSR !

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.