Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me