What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin