What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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A soviet seamen

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist