What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.