What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."