What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.