What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.