What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.