What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.