What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude