What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake