What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.