What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !