Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.