Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder