Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.