What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None