What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.