What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

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What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik