What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)