What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!