What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.