Because every post is a sticky post.
You reddit.
You have diafetus
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!