What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!