What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.