What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.