What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'