What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.