What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

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How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

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What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."