What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...