Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.