Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.