Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?