What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter