What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

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Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!