What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.