What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!