What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.