How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!