How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!